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Sachi X

Aside from having the bad sense to marry Dafydd, Sachi's life has otherwise by and large paralleled that of Marie of Rumania. She comes from an ancient samurai family and is third (13th?) in line of succession for the Chrysanthemum Throne. She inherited in excess of $1.2 billion (or was that in \?), and therefore only works as an undercover vice officer for the Department of Agriculture (chickpea section) out of a sense of pity. Although she tells her father she's in Men's Pants at Macy's, he has figured out that is only a cover story; but he continues to believe she in fact works for the Central Intelligence Agency as a rather gaudy hat rack.

Sachi is the author of the long-running -- well, two installments -- series Everything But the Lizards about Japanese movies of the supernatural; the series ran in Cult Movies several years ago and was reputed to have been nominated for a Pulitzer. Sadly, there was no category for "scatological eschatology," and everyone agreed the nomination was a bad idea all around. The series is here republished for the first time (or will be, when we get it up).

Sachi has written for Japanese political and movie bulletin boards and writes excellent travelogues of her many perigrinations... some of which will eventually be posted in the section of Big Lizards titled Sachi-Land, which is also the gateway to her own Japanese blog, In the Strawberry Field.

Apart from her hair color (maintained as an evening tint of teal), Sachi looks precisely like a cross between Tilda Swinton and Betty Rubble. She insists, with shifty eyes and a nervous tic, that she has no connection in any way with the slave trade of Japanese foreign-exchange students here in Weedpatch.

As might by now be apparent, Sachi X was the only member of the team not present when these biographies were written.

http://www.biglizards.net/WhoAreWe.html

http://www.heinleinsociety.org/conventions/conjose2002/ConJ_Connell.html