さあ！諸君！捕鯨問題だ！

君はさ、いつもアホみたいに戯れているけどたまには知性というものを感じさせ
てくれよ。

動物のことかわいがっているようだけど鯨肉を食するというだけで
暴力をふるうニュージーランドの学生がいるってことをどう思うのさ。
猫かわいがりだけが人道的じゃないぜ。

以下は俺が自筆でニュージーランド大使にあてたメールだよ。
下手な英語だが自分で言うのも僭越だがこういうのを 　 知性 　 というのさ。

自己と比較してみな。間違いなく恥ずかしいよな？覚えておけよ。

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Dear sir,

We are very discouraged to know the news that
one of Japanese student was seriously injured by
the NZ classmates simply because he is a Japanese,
they call "whale eater".

On the earth, there is no country injuring someone because
he eats "whales". Insane indeed.If their deed is correct,
many people in the world will have to be injured by your people.

We know you are the side of the anti-whaling country,seeking
the good relationship between you and Japan,the pro-whaling country.
Not alike Australia, we also know you are the only country
directly warning to Sea Shepherd when the violence group tried to disrupt 　 our whaling research.

If we have to keep the good relationship,YOU,the ambassador, must apologize the family immediately for yourself.
And we strongly request your government 　 to educate all the students not to do something crazy again.

Regards,
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