ブログで拾った竹島問題の英訳
投稿者： ahoruda333 投稿日時： 2012/08/31 23:11 投稿番号： [72880 / 73791]
USA: Oh right Jap. War is over. Put everything down. (The Potsdam Declaration 1945)
ROK: Hey, USA! The treaty should include Dokdo is Korean territory!!!! (The letter to Dean Acheson from Korean ambassador Yang , 1951, July)
USA: Ah…..According to our information, the island of Dokdo, otherwise known as Takeshima or Liancourt Rocks, this island was never treated as part of Korea and since about 1905, has been under the jurisdiction of the Oki Islands Branch Office of Shimane Prefecture of Japan. (Rusk documents 1951, August)
USA: Japan recognizing the independence of Korea, renounces all right, title and claim to Korea, including the islands of Quelpart, Port Hamilton and Dagelet. (TREATY OF PEACE WITH JAPAN; Chapter II Territory Article 2, 1951, September)
ROK: I don’t care! It should be mine! If there are Japanese fishermen, arrest them or kill them!!! (Syngman Rhee Line, Jan 1952.)
JPN: Whaaaaaaaat!!!! Wait!!! We never surrender control of Takeshima and the treaty also does not include Takeshima. Moreover, we had issued the permission to go to the island since 1656!!
ROK: Shut up!!! We have a old map which was made in 1530 and it says Dokdo is our island!
JPN: Oh…. Wait ROK…. In this map, Direction and Size of the island is wrong….
ROK: Shut up!!! We also have old record and which mentioned about Dokdo!
JPN: Sorry ROK, the record says the island has bamboo and some residents but actually Takeshima never had such residents. It sounds like different island.
ROK: reukahgbawyegbfunsilgbirlwuahv!!!!! No matter what!!! Dokdo is our territory!! Get away!!! (Illegal Occupation since 1952 )
JPN: What are you doing!!!! Ok….Ok ROK. Let’s go to court. Then Let’s see who’s right and who’s wrong.
ROK: No!!! I don’t want to go to court!!! Here is mine!!! ~Long time later~
ROK:YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!! We beat JAP!!!!! Hey give me the board! Dokdo is our territory!!!!! Hoooooo!!!!! (London Olympic 2012)
JPN: I said NO ROK!!! It is not your territory!!! Ok…I tell you again, let’s go to ICJ. If you think Takeshima is your island, show us the proof.
ROK: Nooooooooo!!!! We don’t want to go!!!!!
ROK: Hey, USA! The treaty should include Dokdo is Korean territory!!!! (The letter to Dean Acheson from Korean ambassador Yang , 1951, July)
USA: Ah…..According to our information, the island of Dokdo, otherwise known as Takeshima or Liancourt Rocks, this island was never treated as part of Korea and since about 1905, has been under the jurisdiction of the Oki Islands Branch Office of Shimane Prefecture of Japan. (Rusk documents 1951, August)
USA: Japan recognizing the independence of Korea, renounces all right, title and claim to Korea, including the islands of Quelpart, Port Hamilton and Dagelet. (TREATY OF PEACE WITH JAPAN; Chapter II Territory Article 2, 1951, September)
ROK: I don’t care! It should be mine! If there are Japanese fishermen, arrest them or kill them!!! (Syngman Rhee Line, Jan 1952.)
JPN: Whaaaaaaaat!!!! Wait!!! We never surrender control of Takeshima and the treaty also does not include Takeshima. Moreover, we had issued the permission to go to the island since 1656!!
ROK: Shut up!!! We have a old map which was made in 1530 and it says Dokdo is our island!
JPN: Oh…. Wait ROK…. In this map, Direction and Size of the island is wrong….
ROK: Shut up!!! We also have old record and which mentioned about Dokdo!
JPN: Sorry ROK, the record says the island has bamboo and some residents but actually Takeshima never had such residents. It sounds like different island.
ROK: reukahgbawyegbfunsilgbirlwuahv!!!!! No matter what!!! Dokdo is our territory!! Get away!!! (Illegal Occupation since 1952 )
JPN: What are you doing!!!! Ok….Ok ROK. Let’s go to court. Then Let’s see who’s right and who’s wrong.
ROK: No!!! I don’t want to go to court!!! Here is mine!!! ~Long time later~
ROK:YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!! We beat JAP!!!!! Hey give me the board! Dokdo is our territory!!!!! Hoooooo!!!!! (London Olympic 2012)
JPN: I said NO ROK!!! It is not your territory!!! Ok…I tell you again, let’s go to ICJ. If you think Takeshima is your island, show us the proof.
ROK: Nooooooooo!!!! We don’t want to go!!!!!